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1-800-Fuckboy A Practical Guide To Dating

1-800-Fuckboy A Practical Guide To Dating

A practical guide to dating in the era of the Fuckboy.

2024

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Nov 9, 2024

Reading Poetry to Ghosts

Awaiting the Elysian Fields

Reading Poetry to Ghosts

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Apr 28, 2024

Why I Ended Things With A Single Father…

I would say it’s not the kid, but I’d be lying

Why I Ended Things With A Single Father…

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Mar 8, 2023

Why I Thought Feminism Wasn’t For Me…

The old movement made me feel I wasn’t worthy.

Why I Thought Feminism Wasn’t For Me…

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Ask A Bitchface

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Jan 14, 2022

As Another VD Creeps Up On Us…

Well, well, well…if it isn’t the day of love upon us…Hold on, give me just a second, I’m feeling a little nauseated.

As Another VD Creeps Up On Us…

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Ask A Bitchface

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April Hawkins

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Dec 30, 2021

Maybe I Should Consider Writing About Sex…

Yeah, there’s no fucking way I’m doing that.

Maybe I Should Consider Writing About Sex…

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4d ago

Maybe They Don’t Deserve Redemption…

Maybe, after all is said and done, they’re really just horrible people.

Maybe They Don’t Deserve Redemption…

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6d ago

I Know How Lonely I Won’t Be…

I could be the last bitch on this Earth.

I Know How Lonely I Won’t Be…

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Deconstructing Christianity

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May 11

Hide Your Congregation, Hide Your Wife . . .

Big Government and Big Puritan are fixing to collab for the summer

Hide Your Congregation, Hide Your Wife . . .

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Mar 19

Why doesn’t Trump use a PC?

While we’re at it, where’s his phone?

Why doesn’t Trump use a PC?

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Deconstructing Christianity

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Mar 6

We Wondered How Far They Would Take It . . .

It turns out, they mean to take it all the way to hell

Sidewalk sandwich board carrier with John 3:16.

April Hawkins

April Hawkins

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Author. Columnist. Activist. Poet basically since birth. Defender of dogs and underdogs, follow me on Substack: askabitchface@substack.com

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